Early days (or half-year) wasted

Having nothing to do, really does has its perks. C'mon, time is the single most useful resource we humans have that we usually take for granted. If I can save 30 minutes that I spent on average saying bad things about my co-workers per day, I can actually make tons of money working 25 bucks per/hour at the construction site per year.

Being the brainiac, it'll be a 4562.50 dollars bonus for me per year. Plus, I get less of the sin of bad-mouthing those butt-kissers.

And on average now, I have 4-5 hours free time. Huhuh. Dude! That adds up to 41062.5 dollars bonus per year. Shit, we humans are rich, we just don't know it. Of course except for Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Richard Branson, Michael Dell and the likes.

The early days of being jobless will definitely hit anybody with nothing. Literally nothing. Becoz we humans are not trained to change our routine from multi-tasking to nothing. The effect is more severe, because, then our minds will start to wander to neverness more often, we'll start noticing the cool movies that we always wanted to watch but didn't have the time and actually watch them, during working hours!

And the talks at the bars and pools will be of entertainment, booze, girls and how to make it big. We'll have time to actually spend our money. To go for whatever our dreams was. To break the high scores of the Yahoo! Games. Go on a vacation and not care about the world. Whoa! That is cool...

For the moment, it'll be cool. But shit! Look at the date, it's been 6 months now and I'm already full of cholesterol and carbohydrates. I'm about to bust the record for 'longest playing online games' and 'longest nobody from the office called', and the 75 cable tv channels boasts nothing new to me.

The perks are too good that we end up soaking ourselves in it. It's like heaven on earth with a twist of hell. Don't be fooled by the devil that makes it all look cozy and nice.

I really do sound like a saint but hell, I started to look for part-time jobs. Hehhe, wouldn't mind to actually earn the bonus I calculated, 41062.5 dollars per year and actually get my ankles moving.

Woho! Big future ahead!

JobLessEmployee

Intro

Jobless guy.

It's two words that just can describe everything about me. Ironically, I have a job, but due to the current recession, they've been laying off people, and wham!

Phew......I'm not one of them. Just that they shifted most of my responsibility to my umph...just have to say better at 'butt-kissing' co-workers. Not that I mind, I mean I could use the extra time I have to myself right now, just that it makes me look a bit incompetent and useless and next in line to getting the sack. That's all to it...

Heh, but look on the bright side. Nobody's ask me where I am anymore during office hours, or even for my opinion during those boring meetings. Plus, since it's recession, I don't think anybody is gonna get a raise, so my salary and my but-kissing co-workers, will be about the same for the next 2-3 years. I suppose that'll be how long the recession lasts. Take that! You butt-kissers!!

Just hope the company won't be kicking anybody anymore coz I do need the money to maintain my sexy lady. Which I think will be the case coz they just laid off like half of the workforce already.

So there it is, I'm the guy on the verge of freedom from my job. Searching for another job in case I got the plunge. Hahah (looking left and right) ~ Touchwood.

Sometimes being optimistic or forward thinking does have its pros and cons. And of all these years I've learned from my line of work, everybody is actually living on the edge. They just don't know it.

PS: No. I'm not a spy

JobLessEmployee